For those of you who regularly or semi-regularly read this blog or those of you who just happened one day to come across it accidentally while looking for something intelligent to read, may know of my last camping adventure wherein I peed all over myself while doing an improper popped squat. I am again attempting the whole camping thing again on memorial day weekend with about 18 other people who I really don't want witnessing another camping disaster. Before finding out that someone had taken mercy on me and found a campsite with actual restroom facilities I began looking for better ways to pee. One alert reader, Regina, brought a product to my attention. This product is the SheWee. I am not lying. Feel free to Google this product. The basic model looks like this:
As you can see this looks like a funnel, and that's exactly what it is. Now, without getting too graphic for those of you who don't like graphic stuff, I'm going to show you a dirty picture:
You (females) stand up and supposedly without even removing your panties you can she weewee all over the place. Here are the instructions:
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Tip! Practise with Shewee in the shower to find the best position for you. Shewee is washable by hand or machine and can withstand temperatures up to 120°C. On leaving the body, urine is sterile. | ||
Undo trousers. Push underwear to one side. Place Shewee 
Aim urine to a suitable place – away from feet, into a toilet or a container. 
When finished, pull funnel away, wipe- liquid repellent coating ensures no drips. 
Place Also, you may find the "When to SheWee" section of their website very helpful. I know I sure did.
If you find the basic model too boring for your individual urinating needs it also comes in a variety of colors for your more comfortable viewing pleasure. There is a Barbie-hot pink one, a soothing nato-green one, a blue one, a red one, and a desert sand colored one. Also these have coordinating containers available. They look very much like a toothbrush case; please do not mix the two up. Ladies and confused gentlemen, we aren't done yet. These guys have T-shirts:
They have kits:
this kit also includes their special pink underwear called an "X Front" (again, I am not making this up)They also have this scary looking product:
This is some sort of underwear apparatus which apparantly enables you to pee all day any day. My only complaint is that all the pricing is done GBP (eg: 11.50 curly L's) which turns out to be around $30.00 in American money. That was the price for the basic. HOWEVER, if you have the money to spend, this handy little device comes with an extension. Yep, peeing for distance is now a possibility for us gals. Here is the extension:
No longer do we have to watch drunk men pee off of the balconies of frat houses feeling left out and separated by genitals. Now ladies are also able to get drunk and pee off of the balconies of frat houses too! Heck ladies, we now have unlimited peeing capabilities. So, liberated women of the new millennium, go outdoors and mark your territory!
Have a pleasant immediate future, unless that's not working for you right now. In that case, keep up the good work.
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